LIGHTEN UP, EH!
This article was originally printed in the February / March 2001 issue of Tracking The Industry. . .
You know you're a Saskatchewan deer farmer when....
You think a stock tip is advice on worming
your deer.
The centerpiece on your dining room table is an antler.
You
think the stock market has fence around it.
"Deer" comprise 80% of your
conversation.
"Down south" to you means those deer farmers below
Saskatoon.
Your first question, when someone hits a deer on the road is,
"what did it score?"
You can name the 4 seasons: winter and road repair and
fawning season and the rut.
You find -25 degrees C "a little chilly" and are
glad you don't have cattleman's chores.
You wished the "big bucks" stopped
here because you could use a few.
People ask to hunt in your front
yard.
You know what a pizzel is.
You have more than five "deer and deer
hunting" magazines on the back of your toilet.
You buy and wear anything
with deer on it.
You count yet another roll of fencing as an
investment.
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